February 2012
How I get ready for a party:
Step One: Shower, you silly, smelly hoe.
Step two: Matching undergarments, music blaring Ke$ha, and hair brushed like a thug.
Step Three: Quickly put on an outfit, pluck eyebrows, never put makeup on, check for blemishes, blow-dry hair, put on jewelry, and smile at the camera.
Step Four: Fill a water-bottle with illegal things.
Step Five: Forget the motherfucking world and rage like...
Watchlovhers:
Take 15 seconds out of your day and watch this.
If it doesn’t give you the warm fuzzies, I don’t know what will.
Me forever alone:
age 15: i want a girlfriend
age 20: i rly want a girlfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a girlfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys